March 2012
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Earlier, at the Polynesian.
Me: I love how vast this place is. Look. Everything the light touches is the Walt Disney World Resort.
Friend: What's that shadowy place?
Other friend: That is Universal Studios. You must never go there.
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Feb 29th
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That stressful moment when you can't find anything...
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That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...
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kissedmequiteinsane: A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar. This makes me so extremely sad :(
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Musical Insults
Brand New: Have another drink and drive yourself home. Hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
Mayday Parade: I hope you fall into the ocean, and the current leaves you helpless, swimming around, as the waves crash over you until you drown and float away.
The Maine: You’re as fake as the moans you make. And you’re as weak as the hearts you break.
We are the In Crowd: You’re not quite Satan, but I really think I hate you.
All Time Low: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH
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omfgbooks: Go out with the intention of selling some old books and NOT buying anymore… Come home with 6 books.
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Getting a good grade on something you didnt study...
98 on an Algebra II quiz. Made my whole year :D
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Listena-wondrous-place: strangeasadream: ...
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lisanoelruocco: Just rediscovered this gem. Indoor swimming in Jan! Baz is pitiful and Pey is basically a fish.
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Those days when you're not talking to someone who... →
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nope-not-gonna: makehersayrawrr: idome-soyoudoyou: skipxd: vanesssagrey: : jewsicle: The life of a boss. OHMYGOD<3 sick ass fooos Ya’ll shocked? we do this in the hood when we running from the cops o_O? Fuckin mario & luigi over here. LMAO at the last part. rotfloool i thought only jackie chan could do this Parkour is literally the coolest thing and I want...
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katiecar: tonyxorz:theragetasticvoyage “You gotta believe…”
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